No one in the world knows the secret art of being a tightwad better than Singaporeans. We have an intuitive knack for finding ways to get everyday products and services – for free. This special skill is in our blood.
When you consider that Singapore is the world’s most expensive city, it kind of makes sense that Singaporeans would be pretty damn good at finding ways to get free sh*t.
It’s like evolution on a national scale – with Singaporeans becoming tightwads in order to “adapt” to ridiculously high prices.
Here are 15 undisputed cheapskate moves that Singaporeans love to make:
#1 Taking Home Restaurant Condiments
Singaporeans put Genghis Khan to shame with the way they pillage packets of chili sauce, sugar, salt, and ketchup from restaurants. If it’s in a packet – it’s fair game for penny-pinching Singaporeans.
#2 Taking Home Office Stationery
Pens, staples, post-it notes, printer paper, note pads, markers, highlighters, and any other form of office stationery are up grabs once the boss leaves the office. Hmm… that stapler looks nice.
#3 Taking Home Extra Tissue for Personal Use
Want to know why most restaurants don’t have tissue dispensers? Singaporeans – that’s why! Thankfully, some restaurants and fast food chains (McDonald’s) have yet to figure that one out.
#4 Stealing Toilet Paper
Isn’t it amazing that restrooms have to “lock” toilet paper in dispensers? What’s even more amazing that some restrooms don’t even offer toilet paper – because thieves run off with the whole roll!
#5 “Borrowing” Books From Work (by Borrow I Mean Stealing)
Many workplaces have book shelves full of personal development books. Let’s be honest, you’re not going to pay $30-$40 SGD for them. So you borrow them for an “indefinite” amount of time.
#6 “Borrowing” Company Software for Personal Use
“Borrowing” company software (ex. Windows Office 2010 or Photoshop) that’s just lying around the office for your personal use is another move that saves cheapskates hundreds of dollars.
#7 Making Claims for Taxi Fares and Dinner When Working “Late” (Not Really)
Working “late” is something all of us have done. But some cheapskates “fudge” the numbers by claiming more than they’re entitled to because face it, no one ever checks these things out.
#8 Claiming Overtime Hours for “Work” (aka Facebook and YouTube)
No one likes working late – unless you’re not really “working” and just staying back at the office to watch YouTube or surf Facebook. Plus, 1.5X the hourly rate for overtime is a good reward for staying late to reach level 350 on Candy Crush Saga.
#9 Boarding the Back Of the Bus to Avoid Paying the Fare
Public transportation fares are increasing and buses getting even more overcrowded each year. For a cheapskate, that’s perfect, because it provides a convenient excuse and distraction to board the bus exit doors to avoid paying the fare!
#10 Using “Free” Shuttle Services
In Singapore, the most in-the-know cheapskates are masters of using “free” shuttle services to their advantage. It doesn’t matter whether the shuttle belongs to a hospital, tech centre, shopping centre, or school – if it saves them $1 or $2 dollars on using public transport, it’s “worth” it.
#11 Stealing Cutlery from Planes, Restaurants, and Hotels
Cutlery isn’t particularly expensive. You can buy a fork and spoon for a few dollars at IKEA. But why pay that much money when you can just get such items for “free” when you fly, go to a restaurant, or stay at a fancy hotel? Just don’t steal en masse like the Chinese tourists on an SIA flight.
#12 Taking Home Hotel Toiletries
A Singaporean who doesn’t take home ever hotel toiletry available in a hotel bathroom is a shame to his countrymen. Hotels expect Singaporeans to take home their hotel toiletries the same way the government expect them to serve National Service (NS).
#13 “Sharing” Buffet Meals and Free Flow Drinks
It’s no secret that buffet meals are notoriously expensive in Singapore. So what do Singaporeans do about it? They share their meals and “free flow” drinks when the staff isn’t watching – not because they want to be kind, but because they want to save money!
#14 Sitting In Cafes to Study and Use the Wifi Without Buying a Damn Thing
The kiasu force is strong in Singapore’s youth, especially when it comes to hijacking tables at Starbucks or Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf to use the wifi – without having to buy a damn thing!
#15 Scrounging Up Coupons for Free Stuff
Be honest. When you see fast food coupon sheets or promotional coupons in the mail area that someone threw away – you swoop down and scoop up those coupons the same way an owl clutches a mouse in its talons.
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